(via orgasmic-humor)
blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.
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Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they would play the old Mickey Mouse clips that everyone in the club would watch. Yeah, it was a good show.
This was my favorite show.
MINE TOO OMFG BUT NOBODY I KNOW HAS EVER EVEN HEARD OF IT
GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW
(via cheldale)
We are just trying to figure each other out.
officially my all time favorite post
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.
(via orgasmic-humor)
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
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